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[mellowyellow]

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[mellowyellow]

I'm not gurgling my own blood, so signs point to not!

[achoo]

Good! I was gonna be really pissed off if you let some dumb apartment kill you!

[mellowyellow]

...

[Oh. Oooooh. Is that what's going on here?]

Hmmm? You were that worried about me?

[achoo]

[ WOW NO ]

D-Don't flatter yourself!! If you die, who the hell's gonna get me that stupid beef jerky stuff!?

[mellowyellow]

[Shit, hold up-!]

Are you out of food?

[achoo]

Isn't everyone?!

[mellowyellow]

Well, yeah, but most people find enough of that stupid beef jerky stuff on their own! If you need something now, I've got canned peaches.

[achoo]

[ a pause. ]

Aren't you gonna be busy sharing that with your friends and stuff?

[mellowyellow]

Isn't that what I'd be doing? Unless you'e saying you want to be more than friends, in which case I can only say yes!

[achoo]

[ wait what ]

Wh-What are you saying? We're not friends!!

[mellowyellow]

Are you hitting on me? [Oh no, he sounds inordinately happy.] You don't have to go that far for some old cans, you know!

[achoo]

I'm gonna kick you where it hurts the most the next time I see you, Puppy.

[mellowyellow]

You don't have to go that far either!