If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!
Then I'll just have to disappear and come back four years older! The correct order of the universe will right itself for great justice and older brothers alike!
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[ She flashes a smile at him, amused. ]
But I had a boyfriend! A for-real one. Are you proud?
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[He circles his pointer finger through the air knowingly before pointing at her with a smirk.]
So did you dump him 'cause his name was Noneofyourbusiness?
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That was absolutely it!!
-- nooo, we both just decided it was time to end it.
[ aka he dumped her ]
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That means you passed the time to end it by a whole week! You gotta speed up if you wanna be on top.
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-- speed what up?
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[ ... Kida that is TERRIBLE. ]
It actually wasn't super mutual.
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Sh.
Completely mutual.
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I really missed you.
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[And not the least bit embarrassed to say it either.]
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Younger brothers.
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You still think poop jokes are funny.
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Jokes about anything that comes out of your ass are timeless and should not be taken into account in the final decision!
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[ ACCUSINGLY. ]
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Is because you're the sister.
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[ PEERING. ]
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