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[mellowyellow]

If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!

Comments

[mellowyellow]

I really missed you too.

[And not the least bit embarrassed to say it either.]

[nukeoleptic]

What if I disappear and come back another two years older? I'm gonna leave you behind, Kida!

[mellowyellow]

Then I'll just have to disappear and come back four years older! The correct order of the universe will right itself for great justice and older brothers alike!

[nukeoleptic]

[ Gently and correctingly: ]

Younger brothers.

[mellowyellow]

I maintain any and all seniority that comes with technical age.

[nukeoleptic]

Kida.

You still think poop jokes are funny.

[mellowyellow]

Objection!

Jokes about anything that comes out of your ass are timeless and should not be taken into account in the final decision!

[nukeoleptic]

Burps are acceptable. Anything below the belt? Gross.

[ ACCUSINGLY. ]

[mellowyellow]

The only reason you can say that.

Is because you're the sister.

[nukeoleptic]

Yep. The older one. I bet I'm gonna be taller than you someday, too.

[mellowyellow]

How much are we putting on the line here? Because I'm so ready to win this bet.

[nukeoleptic]

I don't know! What can you stand to lose?

[mellowyellow]

Every ounce of my dignity! And some of yours too.

[nukeoleptic]

You'd look cute in one of my skirts.

[ PEERING. ]

[mellowyellow]

...I would look no such thing.

[nukeoleptic]

It'd get rid of that pesky dignity.

[mellowyellow]

What makes you think I had any of that in the first place!

[nukeoleptic]

Well, you're fighting me about the dress, so you must have SOME..

[mellowyellow]

You confuse dignity with manly pride.