IC ♪ CITY OF ARIEL VOICEMAIL

[mellowyellow]

Kida Masaomi, here, valiant protector of love and peace! I know you're all just lining up to chat with me, but if I'm going to be hearing voices in my head from now on, they had better be cute girl voices. Guys can just use text.

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[mellowyellow]

Oh, there are ways.

There are definitely ways.

You've just gotta use what you know!

That's where you shine.

Riiiiight? (*^-ﾟ)

[totallysane]

Right!

That's where I shine!

If all else fails I can-

I have to go! Thanks, Masaomi.

[Yeah, he's cutting himself off there before he says something dirty.]

[mellowyellow]

[Oh no, that's not fair. He wants to hear it.]

Whatever you were thinking, do it!

You're welcome in advance.

[totallysane]

Call me if you need anything!

[Yeah that's all he's getting.]

[mellowyellow]

Maybe not anything~

[Unless Mikado wants to replace his toilet paper roll, the spoilsport.]

[totallysane]

I SAID ANYTHING AND I MEANT ANYTHING.

[mellowyellow]

[Masaomi blinks as the all-caps text appears like an angry howl in front of him, completely caught off guard. Then he laughs.]

OK, errand boy.

I'll have a list ready soon.

[totallysane]

Good. I'll do everything on it. Wait and see.

[Well, he can't really back down now, can he?]

[mellowyellow]

[...Oh. Seriously? He'll have to write up something for real then.

Well. This'll be fun.]