[ Voice mail isn't a real thing in Haven, but then neither is death. There are a lot of not-real things here. Writing is one of them, too... Usually. But not in this case.

In other words, Cecil is not going to keep it short. Sorry. ]

Hello, Masaomi Kida. I found something of yours I'd like to return to you. In the future, you might want to be more careful about how you discard your trash next time. You don't want the wrong type of person picking it up.

[ Like this type of person, for example. ]