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If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!

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So Kiki, I heard you became a victim of Al Kaboom Balloon. I'm no good around injured people & we don't need two cripples wandering around the studio. So your service is suspinded til ur better. You can be my batman again around the middle of Dec. Arachi?

[Because tacking Korean at the end is totally a legit thing to do.]

How about the first week of Dec instead? I got things to prepare. I demand a free holiday season! I'll strike!!

I still don't think u'll recover enough to work that quickly. Ur an idiot that'll jump out of bed with bleeding bandages out of boredom.

[Can you honestly say she's wrong?]

The work'll be light. It's just a few things and I'm not much a fan for company around that time of year.

[She's done good hiding what the Solstice means for her.]

[...He can't, not that he has much problem with external injuries anymore. Her apparent dislike of the season, however, is a lovely way to change the subject, he thinks.]

Eeeeeeeh??? No company? Not even guy company? Then I have no choice but to accept and be your seasonal eye candy! It's for the greater good.

[She definitely did seem to give a good opening for that change. Which... was unintentional, but it'll work. Because now he's all for the work.]

And you can even brag to Jinx that you were doing charity. Did you figure out what you're getting her for Christmas?

Somehow I don't think she'd be all that impressed.

[Telling a villain you're doing charity? Really?

It's the question that's more difficult for him to deal with.]

Not yet. Got a little distracted.

It'll give her a distraction to tease you with. Girls love the funny guy.

[Or she's setting you up for her own entertainment. Who knew.]

Guess you're gonna have to brainstorm then. Gotta avoid all the types of gifts you've given her so far.

[Gifts? You mean like broken bones? Ha. Hahaha.]

I'll come up with something amazing in no time. I just have to find it.

[Broken bones, balloons and cross dressing. So many things crossed off the list already!]

Welcome to the world of relationships.

Definitely not a small world.

Depends on which relationship world you look into.

Those are more like continents on the big world of relationships.

You haven't talked to enough aliens

Not my fault. The last one doesn't want to remember I exist since we talked about alien orgies.

[And people thought she was bad. Kida, please.]

WHICH alien was this? This is important.

[Hey, the other guy was talking about everyone having four lovers at a time. He started it.]

All caps angry alien!

[Wait...]

One of the grey ones with horns?

[Yup!

Well, that's not as bad.

[She was worried about who it could've been.]

...so what's bad?

[You know, for future reference.]

If you did it to the Doctor when he was here. ... Or his daughter, Jenny. That probably wouldn't turn out well for you.

Don't chat with doctors about the kinky sex lives of aliens. Got it.

Not doctors. THE Doctor. Alien that looks human, but with two hearts and other complicated stuff.

THE Doctor. That's a dumb name. Guess it might help in emergencies though.

Well if he shows up, you can always ask him 'Doctor who'. He really does well in helping during mass alien invasions that are about to end all of humanity.

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