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[mellowyellow]

If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!

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[audio]

[mellowyellow]

What, I'm street famous? Do I have a dope nickname yet? Am I going to have to start spending more time on shady street corners?

[audio]

[dicey]

Totally! But right now you should just give me some.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

This stuff isn't easy to find, you know! Gimme some incentive! What kind of shady dealer would I be if I gave stuff out for free?

[audio]

[dicey]

Okay, what kind of payment do you want?

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

[Oh, she's going for it. May he finally be in for a decent meal?]

What kinda meat you got on you?

[audio]

[dicey]

Wellllllll, we did go hunting not too long ago.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

Anything that's not fish! Anything!

[audio]

[dicey]

You don't hunt fish, so you're in luck!

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

A chicken for every can!

[audio]

[dicey]

We don't hunt chickens.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

So what do you hunt?

[audio]

[dicey]

Wild beasts! I don't know what the meat's called.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

Bring down as much as you can carry. [x;y] If you’re gonna party, you can do it here, my personal party palace!

[audio]

[dicey]

I have my own party places.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

But I'm the shady dealer, remember? I can't just set my clients loose with booze or I might lose them! It's bad for business.

[audio]

[dicey]

I'm going to drink all your booze and then run around defacing shit, and blame it on you.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

Oh, well, if you're going to do all my work for me, I guess I should give you a bonus, huh?

[audio]

[dicey]

Absolutely! Great idea.

[audio]

[mellowyellow]

Then I guess you better get over here before I give it away to anyone else.