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[mellowyellow]

If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!

Comments

[video] 2/2 xD;

[the13tharcana]

[--Not calm. HE WAS SO NOT CALM.]

--I just woke up in bed with Lily and I need you to keep me sane?!

[video] 1/3

[mellowyellow]

[HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT]

[video] 2/3

[mellowyellow]

[--wait, what?]

[video] 3/3

[mellowyellow]

[Masaomi breathes a sigh of relief.]

Oh, that’s all?

[video]

[the13tharcana]

[Kida, you're not helping.]

What part of it is "that's all?"??

If Joshua finds out about this...

[No, no, no, he doesn't even want to think about that.]

... Lily's going to blackmail the life out of me with this, isn't she...?!

Oh god, she probably took photos while I was asleep, too...

[video]

[mellowyellow]

Well, yeah. Of course she did! She's Lily! [Yeah, he's laughing.] But that's why you've got nothing to worry about.

Josh should know better, right?

[video]

[the13tharcana]

[Sob, sob, sob. All of the miserable sobbing.]

It would probably help if Joshua wasn't wary of her already...

[And yes, they've already talked about this before, and Ryoji did assure Josh nothing happened between him and Lily when she implied a tad too much, but...]

[video]

[mellowyellow]

So this time, give her dirt on Josh instead. [He says, with a straight face.] When he’s the one stuck in that situation, he’ll get it!

[video]

[the13tharcana]

But... how? What do you mean by that, exactly? Should I tell Lily something about Joshua she could blackmail him with, instead?

[video]

[mellowyellow]

You woke up in bed with her, right? So once the event's over, tell her where Josh sleeps!

[Best advice.]

Only if he tries to pin it on you though.

[video]

[the13tharcana]

So that she barges into our house and assaults him instead? What part of that idea is supposed to make anything better?

And what if something like that goes wrong? ... Like it kind of did in my case...

[video]

[mellowyellow]

It's not like she'd hurt him. Just shake him up a bit.

[After fighting with Ryoji, Josh probably deserves it anyway.]