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[mellowyellow]

If I'm not answering, it must be because I'm living with the baddest babe this side of the inner city! Go ahead and leave a message if you're not too overcome with jealousy! Kthxbai!

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[mellowyellow]

Because your default setting is silly, happy drunk.

[nukeoleptic]

so? :(

[mellowyellow]

So getting you drunk will make you something else!!! （´口｀*）

[nukeoleptic]

no it wont >|

[mellowyellow]

It would! Then we'd all hate ourselves for changing the perfect you, and the only way we'd feel better about that would be drinking more!! Guilty and miserable, we'd walk the streets as drunk zombies!

Could you live with that, Miss Jade Harley?

[nukeoleptic]

~_______~
just promise me you wont make yourself sick

[mellowyellow]

Cross my heart
Hope to die
Stick a needle in my eye

[He'll get them sick!]

[nukeoleptic]

that is actually the grossest saying

[mellowyellow]

It's okay. I won't be able to aim for something as tiny as my eye anyways.

[nukeoleptic]

okay okay
xoxoxo
ttys kida