You just can't comprehend the depth of my skill and dexterity.
[The response is immediate, and he promptly continues the tale of his fascinating journey afterward.]
I did everything short of nuke the place to find something worth keeping! But all I got for it were a couple of groceries, some forks and knives, and a ton of bottled water. Seriously. The stupid package weighs a ton. It's not fair to ask a guy to carry that! [Not that anyone asked him.] It took, like, two hours to get everything to Jade's place. Such a pain in the ass. But there was one of those killer bunnies hanging out around the corner, and they're kinda cute when they're not trying to eat you. Actually, now that I think about it, it might've been waiting to see if I collapsed under the weight.
After that I just played around on the PCD for a while. These things really, really need solitaire built in. But I checked for any happenings anyway. Doesn't sound like much is going down anywhere. I'll probably hang around the park after this. There's usually someone there to chitchat with. But whatever you do, never feed the pigeons there! They're scary! Once they peg you as a sucker, you're toast! Asta lavista, baby!
call;
[The response is immediate, and he promptly continues the tale of his fascinating journey afterward.]
I did everything short of nuke the place to find something worth keeping! But all I got for it were a couple of groceries, some forks and knives, and a ton of bottled water. Seriously. The stupid package weighs a ton. It's not fair to ask a guy to carry that! [Not that anyone asked him.] It took, like, two hours to get everything to Jade's place. Such a pain in the ass. But there was one of those killer bunnies hanging out around the corner, and they're kinda cute when they're not trying to eat you. Actually, now that I think about it, it might've been waiting to see if I collapsed under the weight.
After that I just played around on the PCD for a while. These things really, really need solitaire built in. But I checked for any happenings anyway. Doesn't sound like much is going down anywhere. I'll probably hang around the park after this. There's usually someone there to chitchat with. But whatever you do, never feed the pigeons there! They're scary! Once they peg you as a sucker, you're toast! Asta lavista, baby!